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 Stupid People Shouldn't Breed
 
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 Bubba University
 
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 Arkansas: Where Farting Is A Competitive Sport
 
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 Oklahoma: where farting is a competitive sport
 
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 If at First You Don't Succeed, so much for Skydiving
 
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 Age and Treachery Always Overcome Youth And Skills
 
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 Other Than That Mrs. Lincoln, How Did You Like The Play?
 
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 And with the guts of the last priest, let us strangle the last king
 
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 If I Hadn't Believed It I Never Would Have Seen It
 
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 The People In White Coats Are Your Friends
 
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 A Teacher Is a Person Who Talks In Other Peoples Sleep
 
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 I want To Be Like Barbie, The Bitch Has Everything
 
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 Born Again Pagan
 
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 I'm Talking And I Can't Shut Up
 
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 Bubba
 
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 CK: Captain Kangaroo
 
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 CK: Cosmo Kramer
 
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 The More You Run Over A Dead Cat The Flatter It Gets
 
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 Double Your Pleasure Kiss Me Twice
 
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 Because I'm the Mommy That's Why
 
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 Girls Kick Ass
 
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 Last yeer I kudn't spel gradjuwit now I ar wun
 
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 Another Ho Hum Day in Paradise
 
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 I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is
 
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 I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
 
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 Chief Executive Officer In Charge Of Jack Shit
 
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 Chief Executive Officer In Charge Of Jack Shit Retired
 
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 Jesus Is Coming And He's Really Pissed
 
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 Jesus Is Coming Look Busy
 
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 My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma
 
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 KWITCHERBITCHIN
 
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 Only Left Handed People Are In Their Right Minds
 
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 Lobotomies For Republicans It's The Law
 
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 Lobotomies For Democrats It's The Law
 
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 No More Mr. Nice Guy
 
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 My Next Husband Will Be Normal
 
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 My Next Wife Will Be Normal
 
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 Nobody Knows I\'m On Prozac
 
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 Nosey Little Fucker, Aren't You?
 
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 I'm Going Nucking Futs
 
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 Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right
 
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 Sex Appeal Please Give Generously
 
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 Smile If You Are Wearing Pink Panties
 
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 Mean People Suck
 
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 Ticks Suck
 
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 Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana
 
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 I'm Not Deaf I'm Ignoring You
 
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 What Time Is Recess?
 
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 Whatever. . .
 
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